No, no. Not the deer. Bambi the singer! What, you don’t know about Bambi and his work as a singer, humanitarian, perfume seller, and representative of America? Yah, I didn’t either until I came across his website. Well unbeknowest to me (and I’m guessing most of you) Bambi has been out in the world singing and according to his website has ‘represented the United States at various national and international events and forums, and has been featured in the media on topics such as corporate giving, human rights abuses, matters relating to world trade, and technology related issues affecting mankind.’
Wha? Can anyone explain what possible capacity this guy can represent the United States besides as a Yanni impersonator? And from what I can tell he spends most of his time shilling perfume and being photographed with startled looking celebrities.