According to the The Times online, the England’s Royal Navy is planning to actively recruit homosexual sailors by advertising in gay and lesbian trades. Unlike in the United States (You know, the most advanced military strength in the world) homosexuals are not banned from serving for queen and country.
While I’m sure the Royal Navy will make their ads as tasteful and proper as one would expect from Her Majesty’s Navy, I think they need to go the opposite direction and just camp it up. After all, the British Navy is famous for it’s hot man on man action. Perhaps we (and by that I mean YOU) should help out the Royal Navy and come up with some ads. Bonus points for using the phrase: “Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash”!