God save my people

by The Good Reverend on February 24, 2005 · 5 comments

in Miscellany

I am fiercely proud of my Germanic heritage, which is why it pains me greatly to always know in the back of mind that, as Norm MacDonald put it, Germans love David Hasselhoff.

I mean, what the hell!  We conquered the Roman Empire!  We gave the world moveable type!  The Reformation!  The best gawddamn bier in the world!  And now, Hasselhoff?  Embarrassing.

Which is why I offer a link to the 2005 Hasselhoff calendar.  It contains pics of Hasselhoff in all his ridiculous glory.  German brothers and sisters – look at the calendar!  See the fool, swinging on tires and playing with puppies!  Shake off this spell that Hasselhoff has put on you!  Think of your children!

Thanks to Sarah D. for the calendar.  And now for a small taste…

(I believe this calendar was made as a joke and is not an actual product of Hasselhoff Industries.  If I am wrong, and you are a representative of Hasselhoff Industries – first, hahaha!  You work for Hasselhoff Industries!  Secondly, email me and I’ll take it down.)

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  • Just Plain Bob

    we’ve seen ridiculous images of Hasselhoff before… but these are new ones (i haven’t opened the calendar itself.. too lazy. needs download or something, says mozilla. whatever. SO lazy. shut up. i’ll be on my Great John if anybody needs me)

  • fealty2dahriyah

    just to be nitpicky, german’s don’t make the greatest beer, Belgium’s the home for that, for those people make it a damn artform, hell the trappest monks made it a religion. but german rocks harder beerstyle than anyone else, must be the techno.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    i’ll grant that Belgian is good, too.  Although they sometimes get a bit fruity with their experimentations.  I like a good, basic taste.

    You gotta give the Germans a bit of extra credit for those awesome steins though.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    so the jews came from china? I knew there was a reason why I hated chinx too!

    start up the kiln

    and most ideas in life are stolen…. imitation in life is not flattery it’s the most sincere form of theft.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    the kraut’s will always win mr lebowski… the krauts always win.

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