Having exhausted their nefarious plot on Earth, corporate polluters look to Mars.

by alphamonkey on February 7, 2005 · 11 comments

in Sci-Tech

Apparently the quickest natural way to make Mars inhabitable is to increase the level of greehouse gases in the atmosphere.  Wow.Can’t you just imagine the bidding war over this one? I bet Haliburton gets it, though.

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  • Just Plain Bob

    ” Monday, February 07, 2005

    Having exhausting it’s nefarious plot on Earth, corporate polluters look to Mars.

    Posted by .alphamonkey.”

    you mean, “having exhaustED”?

  • Just Plain Bob

    …you mean “its” plot?

  • Just Plain Bob

    …you mean, only available to registered members?

  • alternatego

    …worst post ever!

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    You try posting at 4 in the morning after a bottle of wine and umpteen beers.

  • Just Plain Bob

    I like milk.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    I believe that fact has already be adequately covered.

  • Just Plain Bob

    so’s the fact that you’re a fan of alcohol. ^_^

  • fealty2dahriyah

    if the quality of work doesn’t go up here, I may have to find alternative avenues to spread my wealth…

  • http://cananopie.pitas.com Cananopie

    Even if we warmed it up with greenhouse gasses it’d take at least like 1000 years or something. I remember them talking about different ways of doing it, and actually the quickest way would be to have a huge meteor hit it, but it would be uninhabitable for much longer. I’d read this article but sa said, it’s totally for registered users only.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    cut and paste baby… copywriting has infringed our ability to communicate.

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