Batman’s Greatest Boner

by alphamonkey on March 4, 2005 · 5 comments

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Any comic book nerd has to come to the painful realization that the late 60’s/Early 70’s were a bad, bad time for our beloved Batman.  For non comic readers, this can best be summed up by stating that the Batman television show routinely looked liked Masterpiece Theater compared to the Caped Crusader’s 4 color adventures.  Redshirt has an excellent example of just how insane those dark years really were.  Prepare to be shocked and amazed at Batman’s Greatest Boner!

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  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    Haha!  After you made me make a boner last night, I swore to return the favor!  That comic was printed in 1951!  You’ve made a fantastic boner!!

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    Anyway, since you’ve actually read this trash, what are the “boner related crimes” that the Joker commits?

  • The Scarlet Harlot

    Robin: “Holy Boner Batman”

    Batman: “Stand back Robin I’m not sure how big it may get”

    Robin: “We can work it out together, I’m not leaving your side”

    Batman: “Robin be careful it could explode”

    Robin: “I can pop it! A little more to your left, back, forward…RIGHT THERE”

    Batman: “Here it comes”

    Robin: “PUMP! POW! HUMP! BAM! I got it”

    Batman: “Thank you Robin. I wasn’t sure if I could have made it through alone”

    Robin: “Any time you need a zip popped, I’m your man”

  • The Scarlet Harlot

    Sorry, my bad…ruined the joke. Major typo. Should say ZIT not ZIP. Dult!

  • http://www.transbuddha.com Cap’n Carrot

    Ah, thank you Random Love. I’d forgotten the joy of this post.
    “I’m ready to trick him into his Boner.”
    hehehe

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