How much do you hate the Earth?

by alphamonkey on March 14, 2005 · 19 comments

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fealty2dariah put this one up in the forums a few days back: It’s the Ecological Footprint Quiz, designed to tell you just how awful you’re treating Mother Nature.  Fun, guilt-inducing stuff, unless you’re like me and are banking on a moon condo in the next couple of years.

I have a 12.8 acre footprint. How about you?

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  • agdeez

    18 beeeyatch!!!!

    Wait, is that bad?  I live in New York, though.  So, I think it’s expected.  And those 3.1 extra planets we would need to live if everyone lived like me would be freakin’ awesome.  I could have one.  Monkey, you could have one.  We could give one to Damon Dash (Roc-a-Erf).  The last one could belong to Harvestor of Bondo.  Imagine the sweetness!

  • .alphamonkey.

    I dunno.  Bondo’d use his for nefarious purposes, I think.

  • Shadow Stalker

    No way you’re getting a moon condo, bitch.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Think about this: Jew. Condo.  Just try and stop me, moontard.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    moonanites disassemble, reassemble and activate the glacier lazer.

  • agdeez

    I thought about that, alpha, but it comes down to a balance.  Or as a powerful voice once said, “You take the good, you take bad, you take them both and there you have…….” Uh…..  I don’t remember the rest.  Okay, I do, but that part doesn’t matter.

  • .alphamonkey.

    The facts of life.

  • olivesmarch4th

    Woah.  I got 16 acres.  I thought I would do well because I live on campus, have no car, and walk almost everywhere… Not to mention I shop at a locally based produce market.  What’s a girl gotta do to take up less space?

  • that guy

    those people are mean they made me feel bad :( i do not need 4.5 planets

  • Madness

    damn… I guess Im bad… 46 acres.. could need 12 planets ROFL oh well, I dont give a shit… rasberry

  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    Wierd. I got 12 acres or 2.8 planets if everybody lived like me. I don’t know who to be more ecologically sound.

  • Shadow Stalker

    That’s what I got too, and I’m not conservation minded at all, just poor.

  • Thundarr

    22 or 4.9 planets, fine by me as long as one of ‘em isn’t Krypton.  Hell, last thing I need is to be sitting there watching Underdog reruns and all the sudden have the planet blow up right from underneath me!

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I think the reason that most people get at least 12 acres is because of meat and processed foods. damn hippies want everyone to eat rabbit food.

  • Madness

    well… I work on a computer 90% of the day, be it at home, or work… My wife and I eat dinner out always.. she works as well… we run the a/c on our home ALWAYS (we like to be at 70degrees as much as possible)… I have 3 cars (2 are trucks actually) I have 2003 Mustang Cobra that avg is about 13mpg, I have a 2000 SVT Lightning that avt is about 10mpg and I have a 2001 F350 Powerstroke Diesel that gets around 18mpg (diesel).  I spend LONG hours behind the computer/tv/steering wheel… it all adds up… any more questions?

  • Shadow Stalker

    You’re lucky, my wife gets chilly at eighty degrees.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    It will be amusing when the govt. quits the subsities for gas/oil. it will be amazing how fast my 4banger will look compared to all the cars just sitting.

  • Shadow Stalker

    Hehe, what a great image.

  • Poet

    18 Acres. Word.

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