Jesus doesn’t so much rock, as he is one.

by alphamonkey on March 30, 2005 · 3 comments

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Muchos Kudos go out again to Dragonslayer, for suffering through the infinite suck of Kansas City local news in order to bring you, our faithful Transbuddhists, news of The Jesus Rock!

Not content to hang out on Grilled Cheese Sandwiches or tortilla chips, the J-Man has emblazoned his divine image upon a Kansas City, Kansas man’s pet rock.  This is why I don’t cross state line much, folks.

I don’t know what’s stupider: the fact that someone took the time to fake Jesus’s face on a rock, or that the morons at a local news desk thought it was noteworthy enough to report.  What’s the matter, Phil?  No dead prostitutes wash up on the shores of the mighty Missouri river yesterday?  What’s next?  A hardhitting report on the political views of the denizens of Hobo Bridge?

I am filled, filled I say, with hometown pride. 

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  • The Good Reverend

    what i think is so awesome is that this rock “put Jesus in his heart” and helped him come to terms with the accidental death of an 8 year old girl… but he’s thinking of selling it.

  • Shadow Stalker

    Even the spiritually centered need a little bling.

  • Shadow Stalker

    Oh my god, I can’t believe I just said “bling.”

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