Life Imitates Art

by The Good Reverend on March 25, 2005 · 1 comment

in Uncategorized

I’m sure a billion-and-five people have already beat me to this joke, but I never get to aimlessly surf the web anymore, so indulge me.. this is fresh news to me!

Evidently, Paula Abdul is not only a singer/dancer/talent-show judge, she also holds mystical prophetic powers.  For she was “caught in a hit and run!“.

Can I just tell you how much I love this pic I found?  Who’s

hand is that!  It’s like some warped version of Michelangelo’s

Sistine Chapel.

Straight Up Now Tell Me! by Paula Abdul

Fled.. from the scene

Don’t know which way to turn

Your car… was not to be seen

Cuz baby you’re movin’.. way too slow

I’ve been a fool before didn’t mean

to slam my car into your left rear door

Don’t take my insurance information pleeeease

Straight up now tell me

Are you gonna prosecute me forever? oh oh oh

cuz I was caught in a hit and run!

I’m sorry, people.  Really I am.  Didn’t mean to go Al Yankovic on you.  I just couldn’t resist… Damn, I just reread my lyrics… let me apologize one more time.  Sorry.

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    That…..that might actually constitute a war crime, GR.

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