I’m sure a billion-and-five people have already beat me to this joke, but I never get to aimlessly surf the web anymore, so indulge me.. this is fresh news to me!
Evidently, Paula Abdul is not only a singer/dancer/talent-show judge, she also holds mystical prophetic powers. For she was “caught in a hit and run!“.
Can I just tell you how much I love this pic I found? Who’s
hand is that! It’s like some warped version of Michelangelo’s
Straight Up Now Tell Me! by Paula Abdul
Fled.. from the scene
Don’t know which way to turn
Your car… was not to be seen
Cuz baby you’re movin’.. way too slow
I’ve been a fool before didn’t mean
to slam my car into your left rear door
Don’t take my insurance information pleeeease
Straight up now tell me
Are you gonna prosecute me forever? oh oh oh
cuz I was caught in a hit and run!
I’m sorry, people. Really I am. Didn’t mean to go Al Yankovic on you. I just couldn’t resist… Damn, I just reread my lyrics… let me apologize one more time. Sorry.