My new favorite holiday!

by The Good Reverend on March 14, 2005 · 7 comments

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I bet you didn’t know today was a holiday.  That’s right, finally something for the guys.  Let’s face it, Valentine’s Day is strictly for women.  Standard gifts include jewelry, flowers, nice restaurants, poems, etc.  If a guy tells you he likes any of that, he’s either 1.) lying to get in your pants, or 2.) “the girl” in a homosexual relationship.  No, it is no secret that men are much simpler.  So, many thanks to the creators of today’s holiday – Steak and BJ Day.

Ladies, unlike the other Transbuddhists, I am single.. and I go all out on

Valentine’s Day.  What!  What!  wink

Thanks to Ms. Fidelista for the link. Alpha, Davion, SS :  you frickin’ owe me.

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  • Davion

    Was that some kinda homosexual remark?

    Are you saying that we owe you a steak and bj?  Well if it has to be then I’ll serve the steak.  The monkey can serve the other one.

  • The Good Reverend

    hahaha jeez, i didn’t think of it like that.  How odd that you did.

  • .alphamonkey.

    I love how American that is.  In Japan, today is White Day, the day on which men who received gifts from women a month ago have the opportunity to give even more lavish gifts/chocolate to the women. 

    Weird, my Domo-Kun sweat shirt and t-shirts comes in the mail today and I get all Japan-y.  Holy crap, I think it’s a plot!  Eek!

    And what do I owe you for?  For reinforcing a dumb stereotype?  Kudos to you, sir!  After all, because I’m not single nearly everyday is a variation on Steak/BJ day.  Sometimes it’s her turn, sometimes it’s mine.  Thanks anyway though. 

  • The Good Reverend

    Ummm.. I don’t wish to know you and K’s sexual habits or whose turn it is any more than you wish to know mine. smile It was just a joke, chief.

  • The Scarlet Harlot

    Too bad I missed out, this day doesn’t seem to be on my calendar.

  • The Good Reverend

    Somehow I don’t think your bf is going to mind a belated celebration.  Call it a hunch.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I’d prefer this to be BJ and J day. nothing liek blowing smoke clouds and your load at the same time.

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