To hell with Alien Vs Predator! We’re going to have something sooo much cooler in about 10 years… Robots Vs. Dinosaurs!
Awwww yeah! Paleontologists had to completely change their notions on exactly how a bill becomes a law. Wait that’s not right… how a bone becomes a fossil. Yes, that’s it. When digging up a T. Rex fossil in Montana, they discovered intact soft tissue and red blood cells. And for those that didn’t pass biology, that means dinosaur DNA, people! Finally, we have our answer to the impending Robot Apocalypse, or as I like to call it: Robocalypse. Yes, I just made that up. No, I’m not high.
Okay, so I just googled “robocalypse” and realize that I didn’t make that up. Anyway, Jurassic Park is one step closer to reality. In related news, the U.S. military has already begun R&D on a T. Rex helmet fitted with laser-guided weapons systems and over-sized “Don’t Mess with Texas” reptilian body art stickers. Look out, Syria.