People don’t understand the pressures that the Discovery Channel dishes out to greasers like me. Women stare at skinny models in the latest COSMO and hate themselves… their bodies… their very being. They know they should get their FAT asses off the couch and start working towards Heidi Fleiss, but they always have excuses.
I can’t afford excuses. The children won’t let me give in to laziness or professionalism or even the drugs. I have to conform to the vision of Lucifer and his little shits. And the Discovery Channel just doesn’t get it. They say I’m too far out into left field. That I am a bad roll model. That Jesse is more marketable.
I refuse to believe it. I am SEXY.
And to appease the link greed. Raise money the right way… Kill the bunny.