The Angel of HELLFIRE

by Harvestor of Bondo on March 3, 2005 · 9 comments

in Miscellany

People don’t understand the pressures that the Discovery Channel dishes out to greasers like me. Women stare at skinny models in the latest COSMO and hate themselves… their bodies… their very being. They know they should get their FAT asses off the couch and start working towards Heidi Fleiss, but they always have excuses.

I can’t afford excuses. The children won’t let me give in to laziness or professionalism or even the drugs. I have to conform to the vision of Lucifer and his little shits. And the Discovery Channel just doesn’t get it. They say I’m too far out into left field. That I am a bad roll model. That Jesse is more marketable.

I refuse to believe it. I am SEXY.

And to appease the link greed. Raise money the right way… Kill the bunny.

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  • .alphamonkey.

    Someone doesn’t read the forums, I see.

    It’s a hoax, folks.

  • The Good Reverend

    Harvestor, if you’re going to post a link, do your fucking research first.

    Great pic though.  Did you make that outfit from the dead hookers in your basement, I presume?

  • Harvestor of Bondo

    Betamonkey is quick man. Right on the ball. Good to see he got the point… I can’t believe I missed that info in the forums. I mean… I spend so much time there talking about Star Wars and role playing games and all that shit. My bad.

    You guys are feminine. Too worried about the getup to see Satan’s creation – Hell on Wheels… That’s what you call fury mutha fuckas…

  • The Good Reverend

    Yeah, I’ll admit that the bike is a beaut.  I noticed though that it doesn’t have a seat, leaving the rider with an ass full of hot pipe.  I can tell you built this one for yourself.

  • Shadow Stalker

    The seat is probably back ordered, like the handlebar tassels.

  • The Good Reverend

    I’m still stuck on figuring out what he’s wearing as breasts.  They look like two grapefruit halves with cherries for nipples.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Does it bother you that Torque and Biker Boyz are your hobby’s cinematic grail?

  • itsaminiadventure

    if you look closer you’ll notice there is shit loads missing from that bike! no brakes, no exhaust, no seat, no clutch assembly, and i think its a completely rigid bike unless those front forks have a bit of suspension on them, but if he carry’s on i agree it will be a gorgeous bike! looking good at the mo!

  • Shadow Stalker

    Oh, snap!!

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