When you start out like this…

by alphamonkey on March 15, 2005 · 12 comments

in Uncategorized

..you either end up an entertainer or a mass murderer.  Yes, it’s another video of a precocious kid with a stage routine that’s enough to make you question human goodness.  Click here for a truly cringe-inducing “pop” treatment of Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

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  • http://robotsloveus.com sparky

    Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    +10 points for the Donnie Darko reference.  Which now makes me wish I had made the “Transbuddha.com: Fully Committed to Sparkle Motion” banner I was thinking about a few months back.

  • http://cananopie.pitas.com Cananopie

    That is severely disturbing.

  • http://www.famous-industries.com agdeez


    I just moved to New York for my agency and I’m in another agency’s building and they a dumb FUCKING filter on it that is not allowing me to see some of the precious content from this site.  This video would be one of them.  This is BULLSHIT!!!!!!!  Does anyone out there know how to break this shit?  It’s seriously driving me crazy.  WHY DID I LEAVE????  Help please?

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    You still able to see the videos we host ourselves?  We’ll return to hosting videos when get to the end of our tweak / testing phase, so this video will soon have an internal link, instead of pointing to an outside source.

  • http://www.famous-industries.com agdeez

    thanks, yo.

    Your continued commitment is greatly appreciated.

    That last part was canned.  Doesn’t mean I don’t like you.  It means I’m lazy.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    I would usually feel bad ripping on a ten-year old, but that was inexcusable.  He can’t sing, can’t dance, and he’s fat.  His clothes don’t fit, and he’s wearing zipper pants, for god’s sake.  Whoever did the “choreography” should be forced to listen to lectures by Michael Flatley for all of eternity.  The ad-libbing was horrible, especially the “C’Mon!” I wish there was some more context.  Was this a Star Search thing, or a real show?

  • The Scarlet Harlot

    My ears are bleeding.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    As are all good peoples’.

  • http://www.famous-industries.com agdeez

    Well’p.  Got home and saw it finally.  I actually appreciate the filter at work now.  This is shit.  This shit is shit.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    Where was this boy’s father when he needed a role model?  I am just as against child abuse as the rest, but if I found my kid prancing around like this I’d never stop slapping him.

  • http://www.quietrebellion.com Poet

    Holy shit. It’s like that fat Swedish kid, but, you know, not fat.

    I’m with the Rev. If this kid was mine, I’d pound his ass. Errr, with a belt. He’s got enough sexual problems without anal rape.

    This is the gayest thing since Gay Went to Gaytown.

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