World Jump Day

by The Good Reverend on March 8, 2005 · 2 comments

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Having taken some Environmental Engineering courses in college, I have learned a thing or two about global warming and “things with alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.” But keep in mind that was 7 years ago.  The progress of Science, along with the selfless, dedicated research of many conservative “scientific” think tanks, has greatly increased our knowledge of Earth’s Ecosystem.  So imagine my shock and elation when I found out that we could save the planet complex calculations by Hans Peter Niesward at the Insitut fur Gravitationsphysik Munchen, if we can just pull 600 million people together to jump at the same time, we can solve all our environmental woes and keep on truckin’ in our Land Rovers and Hummers.  I’m sooo glad I didn’t finish out my college degree.  Imagine the egg on my face if I had.

Shamu, doing his part to save our ecosystem.  This is a global effort, people.

That’s right!  Forget all that hogwash about cutting fossil fuel emissions, protecting the ozone layer, blah-blah-blah.  According to some very complex calculations by Hans Peter Niesward at the Insitut fur Gravitationsphysik Munchen, if we can just pull 600 million people together to jump at the same time, we can solve all our environmental woes and keep on truckin’ in our Land Rovers and Hummers.  I’m sooo glad I didn’t finish out my college degree.  Imagine the egg on my face if I had.

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    I’m in if David lee Roth is.

  • http://cananopie.pitas.com Cananopie

    Whoever put so much effort into this site is stupid. They should always know to ask Cecil first to see if it could work.

    http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_155.html

    The point being that even if we could all do it simultaneously it wouldn’t even be a decent fraction of what it’d take. But we cant all jump simultaneously. And you cant tell me a nuclear bomb isn’t more powerful than 600 million people and that doesnt even have to jump up first.

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