Here is a site where you can order hygiene products with a twist. Check out some of the package design and descriptions. It made me giggle! Come on, who doesn’t need a Mother Teresa Breath Mist, it can purge the demons of bad breath. Or Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray that gives you the perfect lisssp.
[B]It truly goes on and on…[/B]
[B]Virgin/Slut Lip Balm[/B]
Slut Lip Balm: SPF 15 non-petroleum balm moisturizes and protects [I]cheap, chapped or just plain overused lips.[/I]
Virgin Lip Balm: Keeps lips soft and nubile; apply when picking flowers, knitting, talking to mother, etc.
[B]Bag O’ Balls Gift Pack[/B]
[I]Don’t leave’em behind, take’em with you![/I]
[B]Blue Q Handz Off Gum[/B]
Each box contains 8 pieces of peppermint-flavored HandzOff Anti-Masturbatory Gum. [I]Chew HandzOff[/I] and keep both hands free all day!
[B]Total Bitch Line[/B]
Intoxicating, bitchy and beautiful ~ for those who demand the very best! Including Total Bitch Soap and Total Bitch Electric Shimmer Cream.
[B]These products are real!!![/B]