Blue Q Products

by The Scarlet Harlot on April 7, 2005 · 1 comment

in Uncategorized

Here is a site where you can order hygiene products with a twist. Check out some of the package design and descriptions. It made me giggle! Come on, who doesn’t need a Mother Teresa Breath Mist, it can purge the demons of bad breath. Or Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray that gives you the perfect lisssp.

[B]It truly goes on and on…[/B]

[B]Virgin/Slut Lip Balm[/B]

Slut Lip Balm: SPF 15 non-petroleum balm moisturizes and protects [I]cheap, chapped or just plain overused lips.[/I]

Virgin Lip Balm: Keeps lips soft and nubile; apply when picking flowers, knitting, talking to mother, etc.

[B]Bag O’ Balls Gift Pack[/B]

[I]Don’t leave’em behind, take’em with you![/I]

[B]Blue Q Handz Off Gum[/B]

Each box contains 8 pieces of peppermint-flavored HandzOff Anti-Masturbatory Gum. [I]Chew HandzOff[/I] and keep both hands free all day!

[B]Total Bitch Line[/B]

Intoxicating, bitchy and beautiful ~ for those who demand the very best! Including Total Bitch Soap and Total Bitch Electric Shimmer Cream.

[B]These products are real!!![/B]

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  • The Good Reverend

    haha great find.

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