Britney Spears: Media Critic

by alphamonkey on April 5, 2005 · 13 comments

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Despite some of our own Buddhists’ (*cough*The Rev*cough*) unhealthy and lustful devotion to Britney Spears, I will confess that at no point in this life have I ever said even a single nice thing about her.  I’m deeply shamed, however, by recent revelations that perhaps my callous disregard for the Pop Princess didn’t take into account her biting analytical skills or astounding critical reasoning.  So what changed my mind? 

Britney Spears’ open letter to the Tablloids.

I’d attempt a line by line critique, but I’m afraid my brain would melt.  Kudos to the Brits for recognizing People Magazine’s inherent greatness, though. 

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  • Shadow Stalker

    She’s so wise.  She’s like a trashy little Buddha, but with a nicer belly.

  • olivesmarch4th

    If Madonna likes her, she can’t be all that bad.  Besides, my friend Brandon flew to LA with her last year and he says she’s pretty chill.

    I still think Xtina is better though.

  • Cananopie

    WOW! FUCKING AMAZING! I CAN NOT BELIEVE she just wrote something that she should actually read for herself!

  • .alphamonkey.

    You seem shocked.

  • Just Plain Bob


    i like the cross she’s wearing in the top there. it really shows her sensitive, religious side.

  • Shadow Stalker

    Wow, I didn’t even notice the cross, and I stared at that picture for a good ten minutes.

  • The Good Reverend

    What a moron.  A sexy, sexy… sexy moron.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Don’t feed me lines that that. For everyone’s sake.

  • Shadow Stalker

    What are you talking about?  She’s hot.  If you’re not shallow enough to see that, too bad.

  • The Good Reverend

    hehe yeah!  quit thinking with your big head!

  • .alphamonkey.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:  NOTHING in this world is sexy after having had physical relations with Fred Durst.

    (Though to be fair, she’s always been too white-trash for my taste)

  • Just Plain Bob

    now now, i find your mother very sexy.

  • Just Plain Bob

    dammit, i give up.


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