…here’s a site that’ll help you keep things in perspective, as well as in your pants.
Okay, let’s say you’re at a party innocently hugging or kissing someone and find your hands begin to wander or your groin start to press rhythmically against them: Don’t Panic! This is the Lord’s way of saying that this is exactly the right person for you to spend the rest of your life with. In practically no time at all you’ll be settling down and having lots of children together in a celebration of goodness and obedience to each other and the Lord. Until that time however, what’s important is that you not let them get away! Masturbating each other through your clothing or underwear is a good way to keep faith partners both chaste and interested during those critical few weeks before you get married.
Have a good, safe, and abstinent weekend! See ya on Monday.