Revenge of the Sith: The L33T version

by alphamonkey on April 14, 2005 · 11 comments

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Here’s the very definition of redundant:  Nerds subtitling the new EP3 trailer in l33t speak.  Uh, isn’t it already dorky enough?

Dammit.  Why am I still excited to see this movie? 

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  • SonSon2

    Clearly alphamonkey, like us all – we subconsciously are hoping to see yoda’s penis.

    I mean seriously, it’s probably huge.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Then why does he use that cane?

  • SonSon2

    Well, large penises are probably heavy.

  • SonSon2

    …yes…like mine.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    his wang is the cane fools…. that’s why he’s always holing it and slapping people w/ it.

  • Shadow Stalker

    “Why am I still excited to see this movie?”

    Because you’re retarded.  I mean, what other reason is there?

    Though I admit, this trailer raised my interest level a little.  Maybe from -10 to -9.  It’s possible that I might stay in the room if someone I know rents it and plays it at a loud party with lots of booze.

  • .alphamonkey.

    No no, I’m guitarded.  There’s a slight difference. 

    Actually, I think it’s akin to my need to see just how bad it can be. It’s like the world’s most expensive train wreck.

  • Shadow Stalker

    You fool!  You’re playing right into Lucas’ pudgy, sticky hands!

  • SonSon2

    Let’s not make this any worse. For we must all see this movie because we are eventually fated to. It may not be a month from now, or a year, or a decade, but you will. Don’t fight it. Then, Lucas can go home, and try to make his hair even more swirlier.

    Let’s just hope that he doesn’t try to digitally put crap in our separate childhood pasts.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    the what?

    and is it me or is darth selling m&m’s the greatest thing ever.

  • Shadow Stalker

    I saw that.  Good stuff.

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