The price of being level-headed

by The Good Reverend on April 14, 2005 · 1 comment

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A man was killed by his wife’s lover, who had been living in their closet for the last month!  This poor bastard.  See, this is what you get for being a “nice guy”.  The husband discovered this piece of excrement in his closet and instead of doing the sensible thing – ripping the guy’s throat out with his bare hands and feeding it to the family dog – noooo, he has to be all cool about it; he tells the man to leave his house and goes for a walk.  He comes home from his evening constitutional and is bludgeoned to death.  I guess the guy reeeeally liked that closet.

You can’t make this stuff up, folks.  My question is, exactly how bad in bed do you have to be as a woman that all you can get for a lover is a homeless guy?  I mean, this is taking Alphamonkey’s love of hobos to a new level.  He at least makes them panhandle enough spare change to buy him dinner.

Thanks to Jeff K. for the link.

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    this happened in one murfreesboro, tn… home of bonnaroo. my guess is that this is some hippie that lingered over from last summer.

    I’m curious to whether or not the wife and the hippie had a quickie while ole boy was on his walk.

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