Things you shouldn’t drink

by The Good Reverend on April 15, 2005 · 0 comments

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There are certain, oh, call them “warning signs” that tell me when I should not drink something.  Off the top of my head, things like extremely foul smells.  Or maybe algae growing on the top.  A glass of cold soda accentuated by a menacing rusty nail will often be a tip-off (unless I’m really thirsty).  Oh, I almost forgot – I also don’t drink things that are on fire.

Yeah, almost forgot that one.  Cuz you see, fire is really hot and can burn flesh.  Call me a pansy, but I shy away from beverages that consume flesh.  I am never that thirsty.

Natural selection, why hast thou forsaken us?

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