This is obviously an old pic, but I just love it. Davion insisted I post it…
Do I support unsolicited fondling of women (or any stranger, for that matter)? No, of course not. Despite my training to be a man of the cloth, I just don’t do it. But what is so funny about it is the premeditation of it. I’m a huge fan of soccer, but I’ll admit that goals are often few and far between. So this guy was having his lagers, spotted a good-looking girl that he obviously had no chance of talking to, and got in position.
And then he waited. And waited. Ireland slots one past the keeper, and this drunk bastard slots his hand between two bar patrons and hits paydirt. This guy was so surreptitious, it took me a few minutes to see what the hell this photo was about (even with the arrows). I love how her shirt has “IRELAND” emblazoned on the front. Great advertisement for all you ladies considering a vacation, huh?
Slick move, you dirty old man.