We all celebrate in our own way

by The Good Reverend on April 20, 2005 · 2 comments

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This is obviously an old pic, but I just love it.  Davion insisted I post it…

Do I support unsolicited fondling of women (or any stranger, for that matter)?  No, of course not.  Despite my training to be a man of the cloth, I just don’t do it.  But what is so funny about it is the premeditation of it.  I’m a huge fan of soccer, but I’ll admit that goals are often few and far between.  So this guy was having his lagers, spotted a good-looking girl that he obviously had no chance of talking to, and got in position.

And then he waited.  And waited.  Ireland slots one past the keeper, and this drunk bastard slots his hand between two bar patrons and hits paydirt.  This guy was so surreptitious, it took me a few minutes to see what the hell this photo was about (even with the arrows).  I love how her shirt has “IRELAND” emblazoned on the front.  Great advertisement for all you ladies considering a vacation, huh?

Slick move, you dirty old man.

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  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    That’s one that I laugh at, then think, “Wait, that’s not funny at all.” On top of being groped, she has the embarassment of it being in the newspaper.  And on our site.  Good work.

  • Natasha

    The “I Wanna Be Your Tennis Ball” serenade that Jamie Foxx did is from the ESPY Awards of 2005 when he was the host.

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