I know there’s at least one person out there thinking “Hey, my Segway is great and all, but what transportation options are there for me, the guy that really wants to look like a complete ass?”
Buckle up, guy. Segway has heard your pleas and answered them accordingly.
Behold! The Centaur!
Granted, it’s just a concept design at this point, but I have full confidence that very soon stupid, stupid people with too much disposable income will be clogging up the sidewalks even more!