According to recent examinations of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament, the number of the beast isn’t 666, but 616.
That’s funny in an of itself, but all the moreso for this paragraph from the article:
They and satanists responded coolly to the new “Revelation”. Peter Gilmore, High Priest of the Church of Satan, based in New York, said: “By using 666 we’re using something that the Christians fear. Mind you, if they do switch to 616 being the number of the beast then we’ll start using that.”
That is awesome on so many levels.