Needie: Like Rain on a Sunshiny Day

by alphamonkey on June 2, 2005 · 2 comments

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Everyone wants to be needed, but who has time to find that perfect mate who’ll base their entire existence off of your capricious displays of affection?  Thank goodness Needies have come along to fill the gaping void in your life!

They even have a themesong! Awesome!

From the site:

“Totally attention-starved, they compete with each other for human affection—or, getting touch, as they like to say.

When you give Needies touch (by hugging and squeezing them), they will return your kindness with songs and shameless flattery.

But remember that Needies always know when other Needies are getting touch! If one Needie is getting touch while others are neglected, the unloved Needies will conspire to take its place. ”

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  • SonSon2

    I can see it now… you’re sleeping with one needie, then you wake up to find the other needie with a baseball bat, an erection, and a hint of whiskey in the air.

    It looks like I am forced to buy these now.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Why’s that…it sounds like you’re already living it.

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