Everyone wants to be needed, but who has time to find that perfect mate who’ll base their entire existence off of your capricious displays of affection? Thank goodness Needies have come along to fill the gaping void in your life!
From the site:
“Totally attention-starved, they compete with each other for human affection—or, getting touch, as they like to say.
When you give Needies touch (by hugging and squeezing them), they will return your kindness with songs and shameless flattery.
But remember that Needies always know when other Needies are getting touch! If one Needie is getting touch while others are neglected, the unloved Needies will conspire to take its place. ”