He hates horses

by The Good Reverend on July 5, 2005 · 13 comments

in Uncategorized

It’s really easy to like horses.  I mean, they’re graceful, they’ll take you places for the low, low price of oats and water, they helped us out with that whole Manifest Destiny thing… they could almost be considered a must-have for pillaging a neighboring village or subjugating indigenous peoples… they have lashes that most women would kill for… (did that just get weird?)

Anyway, it’s about time someone really bucked the norm and professed their absolute hatred for horses (nsfw-language).

From the site: “Gee horse, that’s just beautiful, Did you stick a Polynesian lady up YOUR BIG FAT STUPID ASS!!”

Thanks to FushigiDenki for the link

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    looks like they have the secrete internet formula for success

    Step 1: Make website about how something popular, or pretty, or nice, obviously sucks.

    Step 2: Mix in liberal amounts of profanity, bad grammar, and references to Hitler; generally try to sound like an ass.

    Step 3: Wait for the inevitable protests from 13 year olds, spouting off about how shocked they are at your oh-so-dangerous point of view.

    Step 4: Revel in the opportunity you now have to call your critics ignorant and mock them for the inferiority. Go ahead: revel.

    Step 5: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    Well, I guess it’s not a secret anymore.  Thanks a lot.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    That was a secret?  I thought it was in the handbook.

  • mccall

    The guy has been reading way too much Maddox and still haven’t understood that he isn’t mr. Maddox. Not funny, weak.

  • Chaud

    May I suggest you wrap your mind around http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=retarded

  • Chaud

    Poor steve bob, the only one who knew what he was talkin about.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    it is my completely unfounded theory that stevebobdave is actually a horse, using the transbuddha comments section to wage his own propaganda war against horse-haters and those that give them any measure of publicity.  Just a theory.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    how would a horse type? everything seems a little too “large”, maybe that would be why he could only input …

  • Chaud

    Wow, your a human?! I’ve heard horses say smarter things than that!

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    You’re a little over a year late to respond to that one.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I’m a man and metal blend… if you must know.

    but, it’s good to see you finally pulled your head outta this horses ass

  • Chaud

    I have a theory that stevebob is more intelligent than pretty much everyone who posted here, horse or not. In conclusion here’s my quick capsule review, waste of time! Unless of course your a giant nerd who bookmarks pessimistic waste of time sites to justify his/her own waste of time reality, like yourselves. Then by all means keep visiting the shut down site. Don’t let people like me or stevebob impress apon you that normal humans are supposed to have morals and care about things other than internet sites and marketing, (shudders)kill yourselves now. Suck a tail pipe, borrow a yank friends gun, try to perform a drive-by body piercing on yourself i don’t care, just rid us of your sorry “theory of what sells” selves. Now I’de say lets end this but I don’t expect you monitor tanned, comic guy physique, smart like rock theorists to let this one go after me typin (or bashing out with my hooves) something this hilariously insulting. Unless I had said all this to your face of course. So let the battle wage on. Ta ta for now

  • Chaud


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