I Am The Lasso King, I Can Do Anything!!!

by ZolarCzakl on July 21, 2005 · 4 comments

in Uncategorized

Guess what, kiddies? Jim Morrison is alive and well and living in Oregon! Not like Elvis, Andy Kaufman, or Jesus. Those guys are dead. Jim’s alive and he’s a rancher! No shit! For some reason, after all these years Jim has allowed himself to be discovered and videotaped singing songs and ropin’ the wind.

His “friend and manager”, Gerald Pitts, has been taking ol’ Jim on a tour of radio shows where he’s been telling eager listers how he’s now a cowboy. Fortunately for us, Gerald has been kind enough to videotape Jim talking about his current life and singing some of his old Doors hits.  You can buy it for only $24.95, as well as a 11×17 autographed drawing of Jim by Shane Pitts, whoever the hell that is.

Get the skinny at www.rodeoswest.com!

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  • http://www.boonhead.com Haserhud

    These assholes should be arrested.

  • Ethereal Walnut

    I completely agree.

  • http://www.boonhead.com Haserhud

    YOU should be arrested

  • Ethereal Walnut

    Well, take me in sheriff. I am ready to face my crimes… of loving you.  kiss

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