by alphamonkey on July 4, 2005 · 14 comments
What good would a best of be without Ninjas?
It was cool until they started doing the limp and stiff ninja stuff… is he sneaking around with a hard-on or something? The chicks dig him. That is a guy right?
The Limp Ninja Time is my favorite part.
O God. Did you even see the part where the ninja is up against the wall rubbing himself? Not cool.
We have different concepts of cool, I think.
No we don’t. You didn’t categorize the video as cool and neither do I after the onslaught of the limp and stiff ninjas.
Category: Video • Funny •
We’re speaking of a specific instance, not the video as a whole. Besides, the video predates that category.
So it was cool before it was funny. I want to help you see how limp ninjas are in no way cool… yet I find myself curiously drawn toward the notion that they are. No. I will not let this be. Limp ninjas are ridiculous.
In the beginning the video draws the viewer in by presenting a “cool” ninja, then drops the hammer (of humour, not coolness) by tossing in the concept of limp and stiff ninjas. Suddenly the viewer realizes “These people aren’t trying to be cool at all. They are being funny!” and we all have a good chuckle. Yet you are not laughing a-monkey. You are silently enthralled by the limp ninjas and for this reason I worry. Limp ninjas are not heros, they are jesters in black.
You’re putting too much thought into it. A ninja can still be cool, and then bust out the ‘limp ninja’ move at the dancehall.
I see you’ve changed the category. Ha Ha.
Let’s be honest with eachother: Are you the ninja? Wouldn’t that explain why you think limp ninjas can bust a move?
I have just tried the limp ninja “move” and I feel like an idiot. No thinking involved, just shame for having done it. I stand by my initial assessment: not cool.
Limp ninja is like the robot. It’s ironically cool. But only if you do it well.
The stiff ninja is similar to the robot. You would expect a ninja doing the robot to be very cool, but this isn’t. The stiff ninja is retarded. I’m sorry but I would rather watch someone try to bite their own ears than watch a ninja with a stiffy or whatever the hell is going in this video.
I didn’t mean that the moves are similar to the robot, I mean the idea of doing a stupid dance really well is cool. Isn’t that what all dancing is?
you should never be ashamed of Limp Ninja.
Except in the bedroom.
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