Got Milk?

by The Scarlet Harlot on August 5, 2005 · 17 comments

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Here is a freakish little viral for milk; it’s very dark and foreboding. I always imagined milk should be one of those happy products to purchase, guess I was wrong.

Quite an odd approach for a dairy product, I would have never thought not having milk could be so life threatening.

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  • SonSon2

    That’s just the evil milk advisory board trying to strong arm you into drinking gallons of milk.

    You know who controls the milk advisory board?

    OPEC.

    RUN FOR YOU GOD DAMN LIFE!!!!!

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I heard today a group is trying to sell commercial breast milk…

  • SonSon2

    Straight from the source I bet. Bizarre milk bars where guys drink milk straight from women’s teeeeets.

    That commercial thing is funny though because that woman is all freaking out because there’s no milk left.

    Because milk is a difficult thing to come by you know, with all of those grocery stores not 10 minutes away.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    My question is: Who invited the creepy kid?

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    That was pretty good.  The got milk campaign must win for having the longest running, most interesting ads while still having absolutely no impact on sales.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    it probably rivals the “be all you can be” for army recruitment.

  • http://robotsloveus.com sparky

    i. must. buy. milk. today.

    i. must. buy. milk. today.

    i. must. buy. milk. today.

    i. must. buy. milk. today.

  • fullmetal

    I thought milk was happy, and white, and from cows, and… No, wait, it is from cows… But this makes it so confusing. It was interesting though, but it feels like it was ripped off of something…

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    Uh, The Omen?

  • The Scarlet Harlot

    I would like to see a viral put together for chocolate milk. Now that should be freaky.

  • SonSon2

    No no. Soy milk.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    A viral for Soy Milk?  “Got Patchouli?”

  • fealty2dahriyah

    go for the quadruple pasturized organic milk by horizon, … got hormones?

  • Chaud

    Lol, yeah as if milk ads increase sales. Just as bad as the “Marijuana Kills” commercials. If anything they just remind me to blaze one so I can watch the commercial again and laugh my ass off for an unnessesary amount of time. All I gotta say is “keep growing”.

  • Chaud

    Try this, go up to someone in an airport and stand in front of them until they feel your presence and look up from whatever they’re doing. Then with your most calm yet serious face say, “Don’t get on the flight.” and walk away.

  • Chaud

    Got paranoid delusions?

  • fealty2dahriyah

    is this all the punk youth have today?

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