Jesus loves you.  Pat Robertson.. ehh, not so much

by The Good Reverend on August 24, 2005 · 11 comments

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I love crazy people.  They say funny things.  They’re unpredictable.  They always make me ponder weird shit like “hey, maybe they’re the ones living in the real world!” Why, I have a homeless guy that lives in my very neighborhood who walks around all day, entrenched in a heated argument with his imaginary friend.  My gf and I will wake up at two in the morning to hear on the city street below, “I cannot believe you just said that!!  How dare you!  I oughta leave your ass here on the street right now, mutha f*ka!” We just smile and give each other a “That’s our crazy guy!”-type look and go back to sleep.

I digress.  You want to know when crazy people aren’t cool?  When they have power.  And Pat Robertson is one powerful, bat-shit crazy bastard.  Why, just yesterday he called on our govt. to assassinate Hugo Chavez

I was going to just put that over in the quicklinks, but then thought to myself, “I bet Pat Robertson has said all kinds of crazy-ass things!” I was not disappointed (scroll down a bit).

“oooooh!  Did I just say that?”

Here are a couple of my favorites:

  • “With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew.”
  • “You say you’re supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don’t have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. I can love the people who hold false opinions but I don’t have to be nice to them”
  • “(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”
  • “The strategy against the American radical left should be the same as General Douglas MacArthur employed against the Japanese in the Pacific . . . bypass their strongholds, then surround them, isolate them bombard them, then blast the individuals out of their power bunkers with hand-to-hand combat. The battle for Iwo Jima was not pleasant, but our troops won it. The battle to regain the soul of America won’t be pleasant either, but we will win it.”

That’s our Pat!

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    I’d love to see this guy charged w/ a terrorism charge over this.

    I love even more that this guy is dumb enough to say he was misinterpreted.dipshit you were on national television…

    and I loved the heb comment… that’s damn funny

  • Thundarr

    Huh, so that’s what feminism is really about!  How about a Robertson/Helms campaign for 2008 (for the batshit party)??  On second thought maybe not.  As entertaining as it might be, these assholes could probably get elected (or get Jeb Bush to flush some more ballots into the Atlantic) and actually run the country.  Now that’s scary!

  • fealty2dahriyah

    these assholes get elected every election cuz they scare the stupid into thinking the world will end if we are not all stubborn jackasses.

    as I said earlier I’d love to see them get blasted w/ the scrutiny that islamic leaders have. I hope all these idiots go down as the first bastards of the new century.

  • meep-meep

    Throw this guy in counseling already. If that doesn’t work lock him Abu Ghraib(sp).

  • Alexi Falls

    If the feminist agenda encourages women to leave their husbands, practise voodoo, destroy haliburton n’ fackin’ starbucks and “become lesbians”, I’m pretty bloody excited, bring out the honey!

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I just love the absolute fear these people have for everything that wasn’t spelled out perfectly in the bible.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Well, considering that most of ‘em don’t pay attention to the stuff that WAS perfectly spelled out, I don’t see how they have much to complain about.

  • grl69

    This UK reader unqualified to comment. The Archbishop of Canterbury is not really an equivalent cheese

  • Alexi Falls

    Uk reader unqualified to comment?  So you’re completely objective towards butt-plugged-shaped-head Tony Bliar?

    Nope, the arsebishop doesn’t quite cover Mr Robertson’s nauseous bigotry, xenophobia, homophobia, misogony…

    Sorry, am I meant to feel bad about this?

    Let opinion range dear, or do you prefer to imagine the rest of the world think P.Robertson accurately reflects how the rest of America thinks?

    Now can we get back to the lesbians?

  • fealty2dahriyah

    pat’s just the spokesperson for a small lunatic fringe cult offshoot of catholicism…

    damn you king james if you could have only known the retardation you caused.

  • grl69

    Oops. I simply meant that our Archbish. doesn’t cut it in the comedy take-the-piss stakes in the same way as good ol’ Pat. No inherent superiority intended…

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