If only the dead didn’t cost so much!
Good Reverend: A nice, morbid sense of humor throughout the site. Things like traumatizing infants for life (above), exploration of gay relations in the afterlife, and some (decaying) boob shots for the discriminating pervert. And these people care about their craft:
You can choose to have lights installed in the eyes and when turned on give off a bright glow that illuminates the whole eye socket. The lights have a life of 10,000 hours. A streamline rocker switch is built into the body for easy access yet is concealed from view. The back opens up for battery replacement and any wiring maintenance. Two wads of decaying flesh are included to be inserted into the eye sockets when the lights are not in use.