Star War Episode III: The Backstroke of the West

by The Good Reverend on August 24, 2005 · 1 comment

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This site is hilarious.  So, what do you get when you take “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith”, translate it into Chinese, then bootleg it and translate the Chinese version back into English?  Well, a whole new take on the movie to say the least.

Anakin: “I have just been accepted to the Jedi Council”

Yes, after viewing the screen captures on this site, you will come away with a whole new insight into the subtle twists and subplots that completely escaped you when you saw Episode III in the theaters.  For example, I bet you were completely unaware of the dastardly things that Count Dooku’s fighter pilots do to you right before blowing up your ship…

Pilot: “They’re all over me!”

And after having in my head an image of Obi-wan as a refined, gentlemanly, cool and collected Jedi warrior, you can imagine my surprise when I heard the real Obi-wan that Lucas didn’t want us to know about (in “full text” for language):

Obi-wan: “Who could have done this?”

Obi-wan asks that R2 make haste in his assistance

I would love to have a copy of this movie!  If you have a copy, please email me!  (And yes, I’ve already requested one from the link site… and yes, Mr. Lucas, I’ll send you $15, too.  If you wrote scripts like this maybe I wouldn’t have to go through all this, would I, Mr. Lucas?)

Thanks to FushigiDenki for the link

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