by The Scarlet Harlot on August 12, 2005 · 6 comments
Indigo thanks God for bacon. I’m not a big bacon fan myself, but it seems to drive men crazy, so this is for the guys.
Here is the politically correct version!
Bacon rules… slow cooking thick pepper bacon… or some jowels… oh sweet jesus… it’s the only part of the hog I eat. expect for ham on hawaiian pizza
I’m going to eat package tonight. Damn, I’m hungry now!
my favorite xmas to date was working half the day, pretty much alone in the office, then drinking w/ some random guy at the bar only to end up eating a whole pound of bacon and playing xbox till 6am.
and for even better bacon try actually baking it in the oven or grilling it… fuckin spectacular.
Mmm, cheesey meat stuff. Vegans are fun to offend.
for healthy living… eat veggans.
Mmm.. Bacon. Theres nothing I can say about bacon thats bad. OKay well maybe theres a few bad things I could say about it but I wont.. as long as you let me have some BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! My ex was spanish and she made me eat something.. I dont know what it was. Crispy pig skin or something. I thought it was THE rankest thign I have ever put in my mouth and thats saying something because I will eat virtually anything, ostrich, gator, snake, buffalo etc etc. It was just gross. I guess you have to get used to it.
My fave type of bacon tho is apple bacon.. Yum!
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