by mrcookieface on August 26, 2005 · 48 comments
Click the ant
I hate you so bad.
I love this so good.
this one sucks. There was no way to close it
I don’t get it.
I’m sorry why was this intersting?
Or is this what they mean when they speak of the dumbing down of America?
This is wonderful.
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. The profound genius embedded here rivals the greatest works of man – the bible, the koran, the magna carta: all pieces of garbage compared to the abject, illuminating wisdom of “We have this ant”
Actually, it’s really stupid. The more I think about it, the more I realize that it’s just…stupid. I mean, it’s a damn ant or something. I have ants in my kitchen. I don’t need to have an ant on my computer that I have to click on. One time, my niece got stung by like a hundred ants and she ran all the way from the backyard screaming. Do you think she’d think this was funny? No, I don’t think she would. No, you’re wrong. No. No. No. Fine, I’ll ask her.
You’re just antist.
That would be myrmecophobia.
Mackjaz, you have to click on the ant, then something else happens, which you probably won’t enjoy anyway.
You have to be smarter than the animation in order to denounce something as stupid.
And I have to write things correctly in order to properly criticize someone.
Yeesh. Denounce as stupid.
You have to be smarter than the animation in order to denounce something.
You’re freaking out, man.
Are you new here?
Hey, are you folks for real? Am I the only one who understands poorly written, baldly unfunny sarcasm and satire, such as mine? I was contrasting my stupid, overwritten, stuffy commentary with the simple beauty of this silly little animation, and sonson2 just walks all over my cue. Surely, in the safety of my beloved Transbuddha universe, I can allow myself to write strange and unneccessary commentaries like this, and have the subtlety understood by others. Maybe you should become a member of a less intellectually rigorous website like hellokitty.com.
And yes, the ant thing is stupid! It’s supposed to be – that’s what makes it so cool – get it? Reductio al absurdum – get it?
For those of you playing at home, THIS diatribe is another example of silliness.
I suggest you visit
if you want to see real hate and criticism. Sonson2, you’ll love it!!!
Hey! Who you calling ‘you folks’? I take great umbrage with that.
Oops, sorry… I got that you picked up on my joke…
I read through the comments before clicking the ant and I’ve decided to skip this one. It looks like it’s caused alot of greef. lol
oookkkaayyyy…. soooo…. does anythong else happen besides the “baum?” ing part?
Funny how something so small and pointless can be the source of so much intillectual thought. Calm down.
For a minute there I thought I was in another business meeting at work.
That’s because of all the synergy.
This is my favourite!
I guess small things amuze small minds…
i dont know.
i am a stupid.
Here’s what I had to say about the horse hater site and everyone who promoted it in the transbuddha blog.
I have a theory that stevebob is more intelligent than pretty much everyone who posted here, horse or not. In conclusion here’s my quick capsule review, waste of time! Unless of course your a giant nerd who bookmarks pessimistic waste of time sites to justify his/her own waste of time reality, like yourselves. Then by all means keep visiting the shut down site. Don’t let people like me or stevebob impress apon you that normal humans are supposed to have morals and care about things other than internet sites and marketing, (shudders)kill yourselves now. Suck a tail pipe, borrow a yank friends gun, try to perform a drive-by body piercing on yourself i don’t care, just rid us of your sorry “theory of what sells” selves. Now I’de say lets end this but I don’t expect you monitor tanned, comic guy physique, smart like rock theorists to let this one go after me typin (or bashing out with my hooves) something this hilariously insulting. Unless I had said all this to your face of course. So let the battle wage on. Ta ta for now
sorry, but i dont understand.
i speak in english just a little.
No oblonga Ingleh? Just get Jackaz to translate he doesn’t make much sense, but he does understand poorly written stuff. I guess that means you’ve got a fan
Mackjaz, indeed you have went completely over my head with your ingenious subtletly. Clearly, I completely missed the point and have missed your mark of obviousness by a mile or two.
Curses to reading text and not being able to 100% get the fact that someone is being sarcastic!
I apologize that I don’t even know who you are and should have known that who you are and how you react to certain situations in regards to sarcasm. I regret not getting that degree in Mackjaz communications.
That folks, is comment number 30, to something that shouldn’t have gotten 30 comments.
Isn’t life funny?
doot doot doot.
Comment Number 31.
Let’s keep this alive people!
Okay. I’ll bite.
Chaud misspelled amuse.
Hey your right, didn’t even realize. Ouch my ego…
Chaud misspelled you’re.
K, now YOU ARE takin it too far. That’s it, IT’S ON! Prepare to be served. ai m gunna pope i kap un yo azz.
For my opinion, you might try out the 45,000 word essay “Cecit ne pas un Ante” at http://www.thisisnotawebsite.com
I’m sorry… I run off at the mouth sometimes… I won’t say another word… I promise. Except to say that an ant saved a mountain climber once…
I guess I was wrong about the lil’ guys. *sniff*
Halleluiah! Thank you lord for speaking to Jackaz through this touching ant story during his internet-bible studies. Hopefully he’s gained some appreciation for the little things.
Hey, imagine everyone gets only one divine intervention like that. Ya think it was worth it to get the contact back?
mrcookieface is a huge nerd. *bite*
I’ve no particular opinion on the Ant (or indeed the Antagonism…) but anything to keep the thread going
I have decided to torment the transbuddists again by bringing this post back, at least to the recent comment list on the side
Sentiment endorsed. Onwards with the thread…
gotta be setting records here….for transbuddha at least
Is this one longer than the Starbucks one?
That one’s nuts, haha. I contributed. 78 vs. 48 for starbucks.
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