Worst.  Commerical.  EVER

by alphamonkey on August 12, 2005 · 17 comments

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I’d like to think this commerical is some brilliant satire, but all evidence points to it being a legitimate advertisement.  Seriously folks – this is indeed the worst commercial I’ve ever seen. 

What makes it so bad?  Well, it could be the inept camera work or complete lack of coherence (Did they have an accident? Why’d they stop before the ‘crash’?)?  Is is the sub-porn acting?  I’m willing to bet that the brunette ‘actress’ worked for Qualudes, and got half up front. Or could it be the fact that a gigantic male eagle lands on a car and literally shits an egg? 

To spare you, our dear internet friends, I removed the last 20 seconds of the commerical (no joke), which blathered on about SR22s and Chicago’s insurance rates. 

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  • fullmetal

    OMYGAWD! this is something else I would expect from Japan. Have you guys seen Japan, by the way? I’m looking for Japan. I mean, it was bad at first! But then the Eagle! and the..the…the egg! And that ostrich thing!

  • spetryk

    I live in the Chicago area, and I can assure you that all of the commercials for this insurance company are equally as bad as that one.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    but they are all so delightfully entertaining…. sadly I knew this spot immediately and now I must save on my car insurance.

  • http://robotsloveus.com sparky

    Holy Super Crap! that is awful.

  • Chaud

    obviously cheap rates if THATS all they could afford to come up with. Speaking of frugle, they could have PAID a little more attention to how bad their actors were, in a non-funny way.

  • alchemist

    actually, this version seems to be the new upgraded commercial. that cg egg laying and the voice of the eagle man are different.  This commercial is a staple of daytime television in the Chicagoland area.

  • spetryk

    Wasn’t there one with Mancow in it?

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    Mancow?  He still has a ‘career’?

  • spetryk

    Well, if you want to call making commercials similar to this one a career, then yeah, I guess he does.  wink

  • alchemist

    yeah, the mancow one was very much in the spirit of this one. it involved an Eagle Woman though.

  • that guy

    words escape me

  • http://www.musicscribe.com David Murray

    Elvis would have shot his TV.

  • that guy

    Why Elvis

  • exeterfan

    Try this one out

    Worst radio ad ever

  • Chaud

    My god, that jingle is horrible. It sounds like one guy is trying to be monotonously in beat with the tune and the other guy just wants to spit out his lines and get it over with. I laughed atleast. But once again, I’m tired and bored.

  • http://www.tohams.com tohams

    I lived in Chicago up to 1997.  I’m suprised that piece of crap is still on TV.  Wuhahahahahahahahaha…. nice…

  • Slumlord

    I grew up in Chicago, my friends and I used to get drunk and reenact that clip. Ah, memories……

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