As some of you may know, alphamonkey was married this weekend (by an officiating mrcookieface, no less) and most of the Buddha has been out of office to take part in the event and epic merry-making. The resulting celebration has left us a bit more tuckered out than previously anticipated, so we’re calling it another snow day.
Before we begin our long and arduous journey back to home and a normal post schedule we will leave you with a few important lessons we’ve learned:
1. Don’t hire a DJ whose dayjob is selling cars.
2. Don’t assume there are three steps in the dark.
3. Never, never, never try to outdrink the monkey.