There’s a lot of condoms pictured on this site, but no nudity at all. If you get caught looking at it, just tell your office in your most earnest and sincere voice, “I’m not only supporting, and I not only believe in safe sex…..”
*tenderly put a tender hand on the nearest colleague’s shoulder*
“…..I believe in all of us to protect ourselves from everything….
…..and I deeply care about all of you.”
Tear up while delivering that last line, and you can get away with anything.