If you liked ‘Bush Was Right’ (and dear Buddha I hope it’s only in an ironic sense), you’ll love The Right Brothers call for real American values ’Tolerate This‘.
while I’d like to take credit for the video cutting out, I think it’s an internet safety device that’s there to keep us from contracting mental retardation.
And now a brief open letter to the Right Brothers:
Tolerance: sympathy or indulgence for beliefs or practices differing from or conflicting with one’s own (Merriam-Webster). Roll that one around in your brain for a second. Now think about Jesus, the guy you think kids should pray to in school*. He seemed like a pretty tolerant guy, right? It’s been a while since I read the bible, but I’m pretty sure he never called anyone a faggot or complained that black people were taking away good jobs from wholesome white people. He seemed down with pretty much everybody. I’m just wondering if you’ve thought about that at all.
Furthermore, you realize that no one has to ‘tolerate’ your beliefs on marriage, right? Cause they’re the law and shit. You know, a federally protected status that is supposed to be applied equally to every citizen, regardless of race, creed, religion, or sex? Maybe you take a second and realize that not a single thing you’re ‘singing’ about is barred by law. Kids are allowed to pray in school. Men and women can get married. No one is banning your gas guzzling behemoth, and you can indeed spank your kid. Your values are not under attack, nor are they in any danger of disappearing. At this point you’re either gloating or retarded, but I’ll leave that for science to decide.
Lastly, re: your music. Please stop, because you’re making Toby Keith look talented and nuanced, and that is probably a war crime.
Because you gentlemen are indeed proud Americans, I took the liberty of forwarding your e-mail to GoArmy.com, since I’m sure it’s just an oversight that’s kept you from supporting your President in his wartime efforts.
*(Unless ‘prayer in schools’ means to C’thulu or some god**, in which case…dude, you guys are insane.)
**(Unless you mean The Flying Spaghetti Monster, in which kudos to you for being Touched By His Noodly Appendage)