Lord of the Rings – The One Man Show

by The Scarlet Harlot on November 17, 2005 · 9 comments

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mrcookieface and I have been arguing as to how sucessful Peter Jackson’s King Kong is going to be.  I don’t think its going to be a massive hit seeing as it’s a 3 hour film in which the ‘hero’ gets killed by human intolerance.  That’s Christmas cheer right there, I’m telling you.  cookie thinks Peter Jackson has a big enough fan base to pull it off, but I’m firm in my belief that LOTR was a total gimme, seeing as it has a fan base rabid enough to come up with something like this

Admit it, you totally thought I wasn’t going anywhere with that little introduction, right?

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  • Heretique

    We currently have a ‘One Man Star Wars’ production playing in Boston…

  • Mr. Mistoffolees

    It’s the same guy – Charles Ross – if you didn’t know. http://www.onemanstarwars.com/video.html

  • http://www.boonhead.com Haserhud

    This sucker is good

  • labrazio

    King Kong will make an assload of money…but it won’t touch LOTR. No way. If it does, I guess this dude will have to get himself a gorilla suit for his one man monkey show. I like Peter Jackson but I’ll just catch Kong on DVD…you’ve seen one big monkey, you’ve seen them all.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    KK is going to flop. i mean who really gives a crap. it’s been done and redone and redone again. and personally I don’t think any of them were worth a damn. unless PJ does something absolutely amazing, he’s going to hit my shit list. I mean for hell’s sake why pick this flick to remake. he might as well done the poseiden adventure.

    damnit peter pick some story that got shredded by being made a movie… make that turd shine… not this soft serve.

  • Big Perm

    I actually heard that Peter Jackson not only directed King Kong but he actually PLAYED him.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I heard he’s doing Bear prno too

  • labrazio

    Which will be a more monumental pile of shit? This movie, or King Kong’s bowel movement?

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I got a twenny saying the game sales top the movie sales.

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