by The Scarlet Harlot on November 10, 2005 · 10 comments
Feeling a little big in your britches this morning? Why not take a gander at a to scale model of our Solar System?
Looks big enough, huh? Guess again. Not feeling so big now, are ya?
It makes you wonder if a more intelligent designer would have put us on the big planet.
It’s not wise to question the machinations of His Noodly Appendage.
He could have least given us some cool rings around the planet or something.
But those are such a bitch to scrub off.
…not if you have the Ancient Chinese Secret.
It’s not so much the size of the planets that impress me. It’s the vastness of space and the distance between them that makes me feel small.
Can you even imagine if the miles between these bodies were put to scale too? You’d be scrolling down forever just to get from Earth to Jupiter.
Uh, hoss….it is to scale
Whoops. I spoke before I explored the site a little more fully.
Forgive my negligence, but I’ve looking at Uranus all evening.
Don’t forget to use Wrappy the condom.
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