Jaguar – Gorgeous

by alphamonkey on December 27, 2005 · 5 comments

in Audio Visual,Uncategorized

Luxury item groups have had a good year, it seems.  It’s almost like the mid 80’s all over again!  Ads for luxury items are a good indicator of how much money is being made, as evidenced by this Jaguar commercial which seems to indicate that the purchase of a new Jaguar includes a 23 year old model who will give you handjobs at stoplights.

Maybe I’m reading too much into that. 

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  • Shadow Stalker

    Is that Massive Attack?

  • The Good Reverend

    god i hope not.  If it is they’ll fallen a loooong way from Mezzanine.

  • Shadow Stalker

    That’s why it confuses me, it doesn’t sound like Massive Attack, but it sounds like a Massive Attack style melody.

  • Shadow Stalker

    “Pays for itself in five seconds.” So that means a jaguar will get you a freebie from a prostitute that charges $50 million an hour.

  • .alphamonkey.

    I love that you did the math for that.

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