by The Scarlet Harlot on December 8, 2005 · 4 comments
An 18 year old wanna be model took out a contract on her neighbor to acquire said neighbor’s cocaine stash which was actually queso fresco cheese. Bonus points for using a hitman who was actually an undercover cop!
I think my favorite part is that she needed the money so she could pay a “modelling agency.” How many people don’t know that a modelling agency that asks you for $8,000 up front is a scam?
AND she was willing to kill four people and “any children old enough to testify” to get in. This better be the best freaking modeling school EVER. It better be the one that Jesus Christ went to to get his gig started.
Heh yea I read this on another bboard. Funny Shit
What an idiot.
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