by The Scarlet Harlot on December 21, 2005 · 8 comments
in Music Videos,Uncategorized
Want to pop out that obscure yet current music reference this weekend to impress your friends? Why not use Zanger Bob, the pre-teen pop star from the Netherlands? I mean, after watching this how could you not?
This is one of the layers of hell.
I bet his album is titled ‘Guess Whose Dad Owns a Record Label?’
ahhahaa It’s probably true
He’s like a chubby, pre-pubescent Danish pimp-in-training. With no rhythm.
woah, look out big spenders! I’m sure the most expensive thing was renting that yacht.
The guy who directed this was pretty smart.
How do we get the fat kid look like he’s active:
Get the other kids to jump around instead! He’ll look like he’s moving by association! Genius!
..well…that’s the dark and frightning side of my oh so precious country…
You were correct his dad does own his own recordlabel…can’t stand that slimmy bubble kid with his eekie nastie earring he even made it trough in a commercial…still gives me the creeps…
Wow, even their childhood obesity is cooler than ours.
Damn, kid. We all love jaeger schnitzel, but christ!
What the video didn’t show you was the trained elephant sitting at the stern to keep the yacht from going nose-first into the water.
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