Not content to turn the world off from animals, PETA has now seen fit to turn the world off of breasts through their hamfisted new video campaign, Milk Gone Wild.
PETA is of course touting this as a ‘banned ad’, but what they’re forgetting is that networks don’t air PETA clips for the same reason they don’t let genuinely medically retarded people be contestants on reality shows. Not because of prejudice, but because it’s just kinda cruel.
With that said, I think it’s time for lunch. Hmmm, I’m thinking steak. Just de-horn it, wipe it’s butt, and send it on in.