Milk Gone Wild

by alphamonkey on January 26, 2006 · 9 comments

in Commercials,Uncategorized

Not content to turn the world off from animals, PETA has now seen fit to turn the world off of breasts through their hamfisted new video campaign, Milk Gone Wild.

PETA is of course touting this as a ‘banned ad’, but what they’re forgetting is that networks don’t air PETA clips for the same reason they don’t let genuinely medically retarded people be contestants on reality shows.  Not because of prejudice, but because it’s just kinda cruel.

With that said, I think it’s time for lunch.  Hmmm, I’m thinking steak.  Just de-horn it, wipe it’s butt, and send it on in. 

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  • Shadow Stalker

    What are they trying to say in this ad?  Whatever it is, I can’t take a Girls Gone Wild parody seriously without the signature voice over and a Snoop Dogg cameo.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    this ruled…

    I propose this question… you pick up one of these hotties at the bar(a bit schnockered) half way thru the act of love, the utters come loose… do you continue or run out to reinacted the crying game ending?

  • joebob

    go with it, an extra teat or 4 never hurts!

    I think the point of that clip is that I need to start binge drinking milk! Who knew it was that fun? And I have to wonder how much milk was wasted in filming?

  • BADD

    I am just glad that all the people who give this ridiculous organization money, can finally see what it all goes to.

    Genetic engineering, and “milk” parties.  Scary stuff folks, scary stuff.


  • jimbert

    all that made me do is think about guns

  • daemoneyes

    All I nkow is the next time I’m at a bar or club and see a woman with a healthy chest, I’m going to think of this clip, and either start laughing uncontrollably, or vomit.  Possibly a combination of the two.  Thanks PETA!

  • deadpixel

    i … i just developed the tourettes disorder after watching that f*ing video!

  • Boss Robot

    If little boys saw this, would they believe that’s what’s all women’s chests look like?

  • Shadow Stalker

    They really should ban this video.  THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

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