The idea of Michael Bay making a Transformers movie is like finding out that the guy that wrote Alf invented a working cold fusion rocketpack that dispensed candy and yo-yos. . You’re excited, but also more than a little embarassed about it.
So while we wrestle with our inner nerd over our anticipation of a Transformers movie, why not take a gander this musical gem from the original Transformers move.
Yes, it’s the video for Stan Bush’s rocktastic ’The Touch‘, complete with mindblowing old-skool intro ala Optimus Prime. 
It takes a minute to get going, but we assure you it’s worth it.
Why does it have to be Michael Bay? Why? That guy could fuck up a wet dream.
What 1970’s B movie is he ripping off this time?
My guess? Eat My Dust.