by alphamonkey on January 17, 2006 · 10 comments
There’s crazy and then there is crazy, as this mindbending expose into the truth about Star Wars shows us. We shan’t spoil it with an excerpt. You’ll just have to find out for yourself.
That’s all I have to say about that.
Wow, it’s like Xtian nerd / pr0n.
Does Darth Vadar’s codpiece strike any one else as particularly, uh….noticable?
I feel a disturbance in the Force.
It was the first thing I noticed. Then the turgid lightsaber, an angry red and poised to strike. A cyborg second honoring the execution of my innocence. . .
. . . oh, wait, that’s not a penis! It’s the “double-edged sword of truth”! Thank you, Star Wars Jesus!
I knew it!
…and so Obi-Wan said to the young Skywalker, “May the Force be with you!” and so it was that the mighty heroes may one day celebrate their victory with buttermilk pancakes.
“And lo, it came to pass that Jesus went down to the garden of Bethseminy, with John, Luke, Boba Fett and a load of Wookees”
In all fairness, he was right to compare episodes 1-3 to Satan’s works. You gotta admit that, right?
I’m gonna have to wager that Satan would have made better movies.
He definitely writes better dialogue.
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