Is your Word-A-Day calender not cutting the mustard anymore? Why not give the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue a try? After all it is the definitive ‘dictionary of buckish slang, university wit, and pickpocket eloquence’.
Why not use your newly expanded vocabulary to help your ewe to go arsy yaresy so that ye may proceed to blow the grounsils!
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