Axe would like you to believe that, not only is their product capable of driving every woman insane, it’s also capable of washing away the shame of you hooking up with whatever hooved into your field of vision last night.
Classy as always, Axe.
I guess their Order of the Serpentine is the manly way to sell you an exfoliant body wash. I wonder how long it’ll be before they start selling potpourri?
Speaking of Axe and ‘classy’, AdRants reports that a recent UAE promotion for Axe Fantasy by Lowe Dubai involved peppering Internet Cafes with skirt-adorned mousepads, with which you had to slid your hand under the skirt to use the mouse. Strangely, all the mousepads were stolen. Imagine that.