Happy Pee on the Earth Day!

by alphamonkey on June 21, 2006 · 6 comments

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Honestly, I swear to God, I’m not making this up.  Today my friends is ”Pee on the Earth Day.” The holiday is “a day to bring one’s urine outside to nourish plants and save water used to flush toilets.” Wow!  Well, if you’ve ever wanted to take a whiz in public and have an excuse for it I guess this would be the day.  So all you true enviornmentalists out there, c’mon! Get out there and tinkle on your neighbor’s flower garden, take a leak in those bushes, or just water your lawn the old fashioned way!

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  • Jacomo

    Let me be first to say “Done and done”. Watered my plants twice today already.

    Secondly, don’t make this a habit as though there are nutrients in your snake spit to be sure, there is also typically a plant-lethal amount of uratic acid that’ll kill your petunias if you make it a habit.

    But hey, I don’t wanna be a downer on this most joyous of days. I’m gonna down another liter water now in celebration!

  • MonkeeDoo

    “And now, to sing the Pee on the Earth Day anthem, Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas and R&B sensation R. Kelly. . . “

  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    AGH!  ‘Em’s fightin’ words!

  • MonkeeDoo

    Come now, who amongst our pop music celebrities can better represent the act of peeing?  I don’t want to hear either of them sing, personally.  But I LOVE getting to forever associate them with taking a wizz (one accident, one poor decision).  Find two more worthy peeple (that misspelling rocks!), I dare you!

  • Dwayne

    When is the next pee on earth day?

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    June 21st, apparently.

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