Honestly, I swear to God, I’m not making this up. Today my friends is ”Pee on the Earth Day.” The holiday is “a day to bring one’s urine outside to nourish plants and save water used to flush toilets.” Wow! Well, if you’ve ever wanted to take a whiz in public and have an excuse for it I guess this would be the day. So all you true enviornmentalists out there, c’mon! Get out there and tinkle on your neighbor’s flower garden, take a leak in those bushes, or just water your lawn the old fashioned way!