Man Shoots Himself From Giant Crossbow

by The Scarlet Harlot on June 8, 2006 · 3 comments

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Brian Walker has planned to shoot himself out of a self invented giant crossbow.

From the story:

This isn’t Walker’s first outlandish invention. He’s responsible for the “light chaser” whirly toy, a 300-gallon water-balloon launcher (for putting out forest fires – still in prototype), and Taser gloves (featured in “Garage Geniuses Go Prime Time,” issue 14.03). But Project RUSH – for “rapid up superhigh” – is hands down his most preposterously dangerous effort. “I missed out on the opportunity to be the first private citizen to fly to the edge of space in a private rocket, so I decided to do something even more fun,” Walker says.

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  • Busymm

    Hmm 20 miles up huh, I’ll be suprised if it makes it 20 feet up.

  • daemoneyes

    See, even in this age of modern technology and medical advances, good ol’ natural selection is still trying to weed out the unfit from the population.  What a fucktard.

  • Rootberry

    No matter how crazy people are, or how off the wall their schemes happen to be- you just cannot escape ad placements.

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