by Joe Evan Mammy on June 30, 2006 · 8 comments
In a world of disease, terrorism, brutality, ignorance, and Ben Affleck, one girl has learned the true face of fear…
It’s like how “Blair Witch” would have turned out if David Lynch had directed it…
How great it would have been if, at the end, Maury had faked her out with the second shoe and instead handed her a big, honkin’, sweaty pickle?
I’ve always believed that all “reality” and daytime talk shows were about as unscripted as pro wrestling. This just confirms it.
That seems practically like a parody. Like something a comedy troupe would do.
hey maybe her first love hand some sort of discolorization… u’d be stunned too
How do these people survive to adulthood?
holy shit, thats outstanding!
I thought the right adjective was ‘sad’.
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