by alphamonkey on July 4, 2006 · 4 comments
Sadly, while America is absolutely the world leader in Extreme Skipping, it’s my sad duty to report that the U.K. remains the undisputed king of extreme wheelbarrow freestyle.
uhmm…hah..sorry. that’s the gayest shit ever.
at least do something that’s a bit dangerous that takes skill.
throwing a wheelbarrow back and forth is comparable to freestyle garden hose slinging, or chair acrobatics.
I just want to know what series of events leads one to exclaim ‘I’m gonna extreme the shit out of this wheelbarrow’.
Hey! I make good money in freestyle garden hose slinging, thank you very much. You wouldn’t last a minute on the street.
it reminds me of this story i ran across on some news magazine on TV about kids that “freestyle walked” in their school. it basically consisted of them stepping up onto walls and jumping back and twisting around…sorta like a sad,spazzy version of breakdancing that required very little skill.
they actually had a club of a few guys that didn’t even look like they were chess club material.
maybe they all got a bit older and bought wheelbarrows, who knows.
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